sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

mrvvorldwide:

“I’m sweating balls in here!” exclaims the teenage boy. Suddenly, a testicle rolls down his cheek. Then another. They don’t stop. Soon, they cover his body as he screams in terror.

phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”